Torg is a caveman. Torg likes to grunt... and make a shitload of noise.
It amuses him.
Torg enjoys his daily workload of loudly smashing through walls with his club, disrupting the plumbing system without warning, and generally making more of a mess than a squirrel in a bucket of peanuts. Torg eats chicken for lunch -- a LIVE, whole chicken!! Torg likes to poop along the side of the complex, and cover his dropping with rocks. Management refuses to address the issue, despite residential complaints, due to Torg's very competitive rates: he's paid with fire.
For anybody out there who STILL believes prehistoric creature DO NOT walk amongst us, stop on by my building and be AMAZED!!!
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